like a hotdog in a shop vac, crummy way to go really

if i mess up, this thing will force my body through a 5 in. gap.

which isn’t totally unfeasable

age is only a number, and buckshot is only metal (:

blood is a great baking substitute for eggs! low price! plentiful! yummy! blood is a GREAT egg substitute!!!

and and a the I of the and of of InI and we and orange and you

is it just me or does this look like the cover of You Would Rather an Astronaut?

from the makers of bowser’s big bean burrito…

christ is the xerox of the olden times

yeah i’m not googling batman scat

don’t put that in your dick?

cha cha r[e]al smooth