If you’re early, you’re on time. If you’re on time, you’re late.

This is me, too

You don’t have to encourage me, I’m already doing it

I used to feel SO FUCKING LUCKY to get that extra mcnugget though

Sorry you got downvoted for saying an objective truth. Was still sucky the CEO dork linked to his profile, though.

Stack Overflow seems to be doing a prompt job of that already

Gottem

Happy that he’s finally gone

Nice

Oof

Your brother is older than your mom?

Edit: nm, your mom is from 84, I misread it as 88. Don’t have my glasses on rn.

🦀🦀🦀

What about horse-taurs? A horse on the front of a horse.

Sounds like the start of an amazing DnD campaign

It’s stormfront v2.

It amazes me that they have street cleaners at all. That city is nasty as hell.

Wouldn’t be the first time New Orleans has ignored engineering reports

Top-left, bottom-middle, bottom-right

I’m permanent WFH so I cook lunch daily

And a mall ninja sword