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Cake day: June 17th, 2023

  • While I get that concern, keep in mind most magats haven’t traveled further than maybe a 15 minute drive, and they don’t even know where Canada is on a map. Wherever you are, they’ll never find it. So without the ability to vote, they’d be mostly harmless. Obviously Canada is already a nice place and doesn’t really have anything to gain, but please just consider it. I’m sure Trump would sell all 50 states to Canada in exchange for 2 McDoubles and some fries. Just hold back the second McDouble until he signs the paper.



  • Thing is Canada shouldn’t have its politics influenced by the US from absorbing it either. As a Texan, I can say both our politicians and voters suck. But there could be an easy solution around this problem. Canada could just absorb the US as a newly created Southwest Territories. Territories are directly under the federal government and have no government of their own. Canadians would get new land and resources. Americans would get better healthcare and to be ruled by a less shitty government. Everyone would win.