I wouldn’t bet that he ain’t cheated on all his wives.

I hope you have the most boring elderly years - filled with procedural crime dramas and dry toast with cottage cheese. And absolutely no thinking about anything remotely fun!

Could you go into how these Nazi dynamics led to the election of a Jewish president?

When the feds show up to help and try to charge for it is when I’d be suspicious. Also, ain’t no southerners alive got experience being occupied unless they’ve come from some other country.

I’m no memeologist, but shouldn’t Saudi Arabia be in the middle?

To the extent that it’s accurate, it shows Israel attacking first. It looks more like Israel is provoking Hezbollah. Of course, this didn’t start last October.

I’m not sure you and Netanyahu agree on what Israeli victory would mean.

Right-wingers only actually being right about anything when they “think” they’re grossly distorting the truth for a “joke” that ain’t ever funny… where have I seen that before? Oh yeah, everywhere. Like, it must be day that ends with a Y or something.

Men on the internet have tried to argue me into accepting that I am threatened by trans women. I still don’t get it.

Maybe a better runner uses calories more efficiently.

Ain’t sabers rattling a precursor to war? Russia’s been at it a couple of years already, I wonder why you’re only hearing them now.

That’s nice.

But according to the meme, citizens ain’t boatwrights, they’re bailers. Those things you mentioned would be more fixing the boat than bailing it.