Buy a minivan, remove back seats. Add a bed and a battery bank, a small travel fridge and a hob for cooking then start camping at the nearest national parks. Refine my load out and start venturing farther and farther out.

You can never ever go wrong with the Miles Davis album, Kind of Blue.

Wait, free health care in America?!

I bought a cheaper one without wifi or Bluetooth… Just set the temp and let it run. I’ve used it frequently. Once the gas in my building was shut off for a few weeks and I used it to heat water for hot showers after getting a battery powered camping shower pump from Amazon. It turned out to be a surprisingly useful tool and I would replace it in a heartbeat.

Gratuity

Emphasis on “right.”

According to him aren’t elections already fixed?

He’s been doing it for so long it’s exactly what we are conditioned to expect.

Don’t insult us nerds by calling him one of us!

He was referring to Trump.

They are both old; only one is a convicted felon.