Just ignore this troll. You’re giving him a platform.

The woke left is trying to kill morning. Now you have to say “happy arbitrary ante meridiem temporal designation.”

Morning America Good Again!

It’s not my morning

It’s not like we can just choose not to pay federal taxes in response to this.

(Would be nice if we just seceded.)

I assume the governor is elected by popular vote and not districts though right?

Now that many of them don’t have homes, provided they don’t get scammed out of their insurance money, moving to some of these states might be a decent financial option. Then they can vote these assholes out.

So this is a big nothingburger?

Right, but the quote from the article specifically says mortgages will be unavailable. So forget about insurance and mortgages. (If we follow that line of thinking.) so I assume that means only cash buyers.

Climate change makes risk unpredictable; risk makes insurance unaffordable or unavailable; no insurance makes mortgages unavailable; without mortgages property values crash

Why is it without mortgages property values crash? Is it because sellers are forced to sell to only people who can pay cash? I suppose that makes sense. And of course those won’t be “people”, those will be banks and investment companies, looking to rent the property out to tenants. So more large chunks of money are siphoned away from the middle class.

Connor Lingus

lol can I get some context on this.

Good luck with that. Hope Trump doesn’t send the navy.

Used to be they didn’t want FEMAs help because FEMA was going to put everyone in camps and steal their houses. Now FEMA is purposely ignoring them?

WHICH IS IT??? I can’t get my conspiracy theories to agree.

Now you must sacrifice your first born.

I think this started on reddit in like 2010 or something. Solid joke in this context.

Wait, I thought if I put my snake in her boot, it wouldn’t get her pregnant.

Worst ikea purchase ever.

You’ve heard the term knocking boots, right?

Does liking fisting make you a whore? I thought we weren’t supposed to kink shame, yet here we are. Sad.

And forums predated the term “social media.”