Not without strings attached, as usual.

This is like the conservative mantra “… now that it’s affecting me personally.”

The documentary, at this point.

Oh shut it. Wear whatever you like.

Turtles don’t wear shells. They are their shells.

It’s alcohol anyway it’s already not good for you. I’m all in on this.

I gave my loyalty to Lemmy

This is a weird way to think about a service. You’re not a serf or lord. If the things tanks tomorrow I’m not losing sleep over it.