I know it’s satire; what I’m saying is that it’s impossible to satirize conservatives nowadays because what comes out of their mouths is regularly as ridiculous as anything statirical people can come up with
But they haven’t released a TV with that feature yet though, and if I remember right that patent’s fairly old – something like 10–15 years.
Wonder what’s kept them from actually doing it. Maybe even Sony suits understood it’d be a fucking disaster from a marketing perspective?
Edit: the patent was filed in 2009
I’m actually somewhat surprised that “smart” TVs and phones don’t already have attention-aware ads
Political satire died years ago. Nowadays conservative “political opinions” (and I’m using that term in the loosest possible way) are indistinguishable from satire
That’s probably the least insane part about Project 2025
Project contributor Jeffrey Clark advises the future president to immediately deploy the military for domestic law enforcement and direct the DOJ to pursue Donald Trump’s adversaries by invoking the Insurrection Act of 1807. The Project recommends the arrest, detention, and deportation of undocumented immigrants. It promotes capital punishment and the speedy “finality” of such sentences.
Using the military to hunt dissidents and then recommending “speedy” capital punishment is pretty on-brand for conservatives.
we aren’t going to science up a magic bullet to save us from the epically irresponsible actions of our epically irresponsible species.
In-fuckin-deed. All the talk about “carbon capture” schemes makes my skin crawl.
Well it’s either that or delusional parasitosis that makes my skin crawl, but anyhow.
won’t stop until they […] are physically stopped by something like climate change
Ah I see you’re an optimist.
There is no will here for Ukraine to succeed.
Yep. The vast majority of liberal and conservative politicians are doing the absolute minimum to support Ukraine, if they’re doing anything at all in the first place. I can understand conservatives wanting Russia to win because they idolize Russia, but how everyone else seems to also be fine with the idea is just mystifying.
Well, I don’t know about your but I’d prefer a system where it wouldn’t be possible for a single person to amass that many resources in the first place
“Where you burn books, you also end up burning people”
It’s the same with that one rabbi who’s been labeled antisemitic because he’s against the genocide of Palestinians.
Edit: this dude:
Eg. the Canary Mission has labeled him as an antisemite who trivializes the Holocaust because he thinks that in Canada the genocide of First Nations people would be important to teach more about instead of focusing on the Holocaust