Post your shoes, coward!
Post your shoes, coward!
A coworker aggressively made out with my face at a work event out of town and they stopped letting us put alcohol on our expense reports. I was universally blamed for the policy change and HR tried to send ME to sexual harassment training because it was my fault for socializing with her, apparently!
Direct quote from the HR director: “If you knew she was a sloppy drunk, why did you go out with her?”
Very true but manually doing it is a bit more work than I’m looking to do on my phone while scrolling in the bathroom, ya know?
Plus I don’t mind blocking the paywall bot because it was like half the posts on All lol
I appreciate the decision to split your bot into free and paywall. No need to respond as this account is now (unmaliciously) blocked.
Looks like a delivery vehicle
I take a crazy amount of pictures so I almost always get the (android) phone with the best camera when I upgrade every few years
And the difference is always noticeable. 2024 vs even 2021 is a big upgrade.
People were in lockdown, wfh, etc, and the home popcorn kernel market was exploding - there wasn’t enough stock.
I’m kinda mad at you for not saying
the home popcorn kernel market was popping
The joy of having a bot posting every single article on a site with a subscription requirement
What’s the point of an NYT RSS feed? You need to subscribe to read the articles…
Stick the hands out to the side and it’s Jamiroquai in space!
These walls pop into my head way too frequently for having never seen one in real life
Weren’t mushroom burials “debunked”?
“Global News”
Extremely pessimistic about the future? Everything I read there was negative and it’s a damn essay, why would I think the rest would be any different?
I’ll be honest - I only read about half of the first post. It was a bit too doomer for my tastes
The majority of lottery winners were already bad with money and dream of lavish lifestyles. My financial goal would be to not have to worry about money - hence why I’d be giving away so much away to friends and family.
My dream home would “only” cost $2-3m and a large portion of the expense is making it as green and efficient as possible.
It’s Bojack…Horseman, obviously
Ain’t no way that’ll hold up in court…you can’t claim to own something that every middle schooler doodled on their notebooks before they applied for the trademark
Also the thing he’s holding up in the photo looks like shit
Carl Brutananadilewski
My idiot friend told his boss about it and she reported it on my behalf. I told them I didn’t want anything done about it but they sent me through the HR grinder anyway and I quit like 6 months later for a shit job. Good times, kinda ruined my life for 8 years