I love dogs! But a whole dog is too much for me to finish in one serving

Wouldn’t it be more clevererer to go straight from video games to chickens? Like, go to your steam account and get refunded in nuggies hand-delivered by Gabe? Why no one thinks of this, it’s like I’m surrounded by retards

Ah, kidney stones!

Argentinians will claim that Uyghurs in labour camps live the easy life, 5 Chiles away from Chile

It’s quite good, culturally speaking (at least for the regions I know), well done.

When Ken M is the guy in charge of your city traffic signs.

Funnily enough, the Black Prince is facing the wrong way. King John is laying 5 metres behind him.

from CONAIR

Augustus: “Things have gone too far. I’m firing my barber”

Given its size, I suppose it would be extremely hard to misplace one legion, let alone three, say, in a German forest.

Initially they had a PR stunt in which he was deported to Rwanda, but the focus groups were not reacting very positively.

You mean Byzantium? Who is this Constantine fellow?

Surely this graph is wrong? In 1974 couples used to meet while kung fu fighting. A lot of research tends to prove it.

Ouch owie ow my internal organs

A badger took the pictures.

The very rare fake OR gay greentext has blessed you with a visit. Cross-post one billion times or risk having a mild inconvenience over the next month.

Hey this guy is a midget lmao

‘Hmmm’ material

Maybe if you can’t afford to pay premiums that allow you to have an IRM, just don’t indulge in expensive illnesses die already.