The phone that you use every day, that is required to function in daily society, and is the NUMBER ONE priority when you’re homeless, aside from maybe obtaining legal documentation?

That cell phone?

My car was made in the 90s.

Nothing hammers this home like raising a kid.

The sense of joy and wonder they feel about something as simple as learning how to turn on a faucet. Suddenly, they’re magical and can summon water.

It makes you feel jaded.

You’re gonna show up in a youtube video.

A 30 year old presented to the E.R. with a bloated stomach and high fever. He claims to have eaten the same pasta for 30 days. As we know, botulism starts to grow on noodles after three days, which means…

Can confirm.

Now, I just need to know why my calculator needs access to my contacts.

Multiverse it is.

Crucially, you don’t automatically get to travel the multiverse. You just know it exists now.

Is this what “dead cat bounce” means?

Regressive tax cuts! I love it!

My understanding is that TV prices are subsidized by bloatware. No bloatware, no subsidy.

That girl needs a larger bikini top.

Goddamn it. I’ve become my mother.

AuDHD refers to simultaneous autism + ADHD.

Some symptoms appear to “cancel out” each other from an external perspective.

Wow. 5g really is making us have unusual numbers of hands and fingers.

Acutely aware. I’m just waiting for the neural network to finish training.

I’m, like, the hardest worker in the world.

For me, massive amounts of blood loss.

I dreamed Bob Dylan was a friend of mine

It’s a verb too.

Rizz = charisma.

To rizz = to be charismatic.

Sometimes it’s the same as flirting, but sometimes it isn’t.

Anyone have a download link?

I’m looking through google scholar and I can’t seem to dig up anything about this.

Could you express the principle in terms of stilted Newton pentameter?

How do they account for side fumbling?

Everyone is wrong. It’s the encabulation effect.