It makes sense that Bilbo would run a homeserver.

Just do what I do and consistently forget to set up DDNS and also be bad at noticing when your ISP juggles your IP address.

The sun is a deadly laser

Praise the sun!

ah yes
tautology

Makes me think of NK Jemisin’s Broken Earth trilogy.

I deeply loved I Only Listen to the Mountain Goats, season 2 was my introduction to In League with Dragons.

I cannot connect to the boredom one at all. Are there books, video games, stone tablets, cool rocks to look at? Outta here with that boredom nonsense.

Oh shit, is “I tilled your garden with my nose” innuendo for cunnilingus? And why did seeing your post make that finally click for me.

If we’re in a room, and we’re comfortable enough to carry out a casual conversation, I’m gonna tease you for clinging to a bad take.

Not watching ads

I mean
Honestly it only made me more likely, and I would have replied with it if someone else hadn’t already done so

Okay Mat Cauthon

Fediverse Vine, I hope.

Sometimes. Often they are instead single-piece toys.

In a row??

I got to “Barges? BARGES? We don’t need no steenking BARGES” and threw the book away

Ahh I think you’ve misunderstood.
He’s a raging, obnoxious capitalist who thinks poor people are poor because they don’t try.

Ooh, if you want waste of time read the Alvin Maker series. Oh but I think he wrote another one since I read them (not that I’m willing to give it the chance to change my opinion).

Yeah but some things are bad because they are deliberately trying to make you bad too