As my dad said, he’ll answer to god when he’s dead. So that means he doesn’t answer to me or anyone else he’s been a complete p.o.s. to. Convenient.

What did Dale Earnhardt, Inc. ever do to you?

Please, when were the last respectable election options?

One bad debate and suddenly there’s endless talk of replacement? It ain’t happening. This is media fantasizing. Pointless.

The good news is programming everywhere is garbage.

My Christian parents would ground me for an entire summer for watching the Simpsons.

But if they wanna watch Oz in front of me where a prisoner rapes another prisoner and then hangs himself, then somehow that’s not as bad as the Simpsons?

Teacher: “Lesson 1: have more money.”

Any kind of overt and heavily pushed version of their stereotyped personality is the joke.

I grow tired of how all the Pixar style movies use the same facial visual gags. They’re all kinda samey.

My work gave everyone digital desk phones. The calls come through the computer.

I still barely ever get calls, and the Voicemail go to my email.

Also no helmets. Can’t cover the face even when wildly impractical.

Steams custom controller profiles alone used on Steam Deck are killers for me. Nothing else amounts.

Anything to avoid Reno.

“Please look at me, I attempted to care.”

Oh no! And if this one internet person had just seen this article, the whole problem would have been solved.

Forget the victims, look at how we as society have failed this specific internet person. Shame on us!

/s

You’r basically saying as loud and selfishly as you can that your protest of how shitty the internet is takes precedence over victims of actual sex crimes. Interesting, when you could have just been mildly frustrated and then moved along like the rest of us do.

I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my king, you piece of shit.

Here’s looking at you, kid, you piece of shit.

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others, you piece of shit.

Thanks for the adventures; now go have a new one you piece of shit! Love, Ellie.

Please, boss, don’t put that thing over my face, don’t put me in the dark. I’s afraid of the dark you piece of shit.

I’ll never let go, Jack, you piece of shit.

The best love is the kind that awakens the soul you piece of shit.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible, you piece of shit.

You want the moon? Just say the word, and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down you piece of shit.

You’re the first boy I ever kissed… and I want you to be the last you piece of shit.

He asked calmly.

Conservatives:

Guns don’t hurt people, PEOPLE hurt people.

Also conservatives:

THESE BOOKS ARE GONNA HURT PEOPLE!

Soooo many landlords just eager for those 3-5 month rental contracts.

/s

My parents ripped me out of public school and sent me to one of these private religious schools midway through my childhood.

It is pure indoctrination, shame, confusion, and later on in college I also learned how appalling the education was and how far behind everyone else I was.