Why. Is she wearing that thing. Why?

I understand that text!

Which guy is that? The pope actually won’t talk to me, so I didn’t get the memo

Using vaginally will cause damage to the delicate microbiome in there, don’t do it!

So you take her for walks I assume? How is that going? My cat is basically not walking on the leash.

Oh so this a proposal for reviving the Byzantine Empire?

For the dummies: What flag is that on the Crimea?