Chocolate pants.

I was estranged and then i took estrogen and now im estroranged i guess. Whatever that means.

They should hire that guy who worked for EA and unity engine who suggested people pay for each bullet in video games. Then they can charge per search and eventually graduate to charging searches based on the complexity of the search. I shouldnt use lemmy when im drunk. Im giving corpos too many ideas.

Hand them your birth certificate and tell them youre an illegal immigrant and then promptly die. Epic prank or something im tired and my jokes are terrible.

Why 9 specifically? Thats what i want to know. Why not 8 or 7? 7 makes more sense because 7 eats 9

I just think of trigonometry

Sounds aromantic and/or ace to me.

They should just hire a professional undervolter. If professional overclocking exists surely professional undervolting exists?

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What kind of shoes are men most similar to?

Its a sacrifice children must make. There is no other way.

I dont have mental disorders. Im just a piece of shit :D

They wont find out. Even when we are homeless we will gaslight ourselves into thinking we can be rich. Its all we americans know.

RUN. FLEE. ESCAPE THIS PLANET BEFORE WE CONSUME EVERYTHING.

There is also a hell in michigan, usa.

Uhh counterpoint. i think we need more racism. I dont have a reason yet but ill try to think of one so we can engage in a pointless online yelling match.

Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya, tomorrow!

Eww i dont want reality touching me. hands off mister!

I think we need more taxes because we need to be the most on everything. We arent the best country if we arent the most taxed its just a fact.