This is why it makes more sense to believe in more gods.

More gods == more rational

No one is trying to take away your Leaf, though.

Let them push the envelope. Failing is a required pavestone on the road to almost every success story.

that is not a car. It is a Reliant Robin meets the BORG

the star used to be required

now it is forbidden

The police are legally allowed to lie about everything not under oath or not to another public servant. It is one reason to never bother with their polygraph. They lie about the results, and then act like their lie is proof.

They lie to the press all the time about officers names, ages, and whereabouts. It is their reflex to just lie and worry about it later.

Even breathalyzer are less reliable than the police would dare admit.

If it isn’t cash you have to ask permission from someone to use it

3d print fingers then epoxy them into all the guns

two in the pink, one in the stink and one to stop you from shooting your partner

/calvin peeing on guns

I keep looking where on my local ATM machine that I can exchange internet points to ducats

doubloons would be acceptable likewise as well

I guess we should start a gofundme for google ?

i’ll give all the schrutebucks that i can muster

The military voted by mail in the Civil War.

place to start

https://clark.wa.gov/elections/wheres-my-ballot/ballot-status-tool

wage theft is always worth it for the boss

stealing from work never is worth it for the worker though

It was in the clove of seasons, summer was dead but autumn had not yet been born, that the penisbird lit in the bleeding tree.

great cat post

Not being invaded by Angles nor Saxons

or rather the leash makes you not sense the yoke

that’s what someone that got called a cuck would say

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stock is regularly at a new all time high with $400++/share.

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