Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

Yeah but where am I gonna find a chest plate in my size?

If men’s formal wear looked like this I’d get dressed up more often

Political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred

Life… don’t talk to me about life…

I’ve been wondering why I have a pain in all the diodes down my left side

Lina Khan looking fierce in that thumbnail. That’s what I’m voting for in November.

It’s well-established that everyone who got the vax is dead, including me, so this tracks.

I got the boosters so I’m extra-super dead

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Part of the reason why we wheel semi-conscious nonagenarians into Congress to vote on bills is because committee memberships and chair seats are given to people with seniority. So if you can hang onto a seat for a long time, you get a lot more power to determine what comes up for a vote.

If we implemented term limits we’d have to figure out a different way to determine who’s on what committee, at the very least.

The tale of the B Ark is a warning. The civilization that sent it died due to a disease spread on telephones. All that was left was the worst of them, which became us.

One of the most believable things about Starship Troopers and The Expanse was that the Mormons were colonizing other worlds, ostensibly for religious liberty.

How are they expected to prosecute the “Biden Crime Family” if they can’t prosecute the Kingpin?

Jon Stewart tearing into the Senate on a daily basis for four years would heal my soul

I like Jon too much to make him president. Trying to get health care for 9/11 first responders aged him a lot.

I miss the goofy man with big ears and graphs

I like this idea. Republicans are desperate to prosecute the “Biden crime family” but can’t go after him because of this ruling. So Biden just has to do a bunch of illegal but non-violent stuff - like openly soliciting bribes - and Republicans would be forced to pass a law.

For that law to be valid, it can’t be targeted at one person - called “bill of attainder” - it would apply to all presidents going forward regardless of who’s elected.

Hoist them by their own petard.

Does it make a Star Trek communicator sound when it opens? Because doing it myself is inconvenient.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Having most of the year off for festivals and holy days

We also do it to ourselves. Everyone has someone in their life they’d rather mute. But they’re forced to coexist with them. Online is so appealing because you can find communities of like minded individuals. Then forget all about those other opinions you don’t like.

Groups with just things we agree with wouldn’t explain it. What happens is we go into groups of people we agree with and then post memes about the other side that everyone agrees with. We get a caricature of the opposition that is reinforced.

As evidence, just look how much news about Trump gets posted to liberal places. If you don’t want to hear about him that’s the last place you should go.