Miles O'Brien

It’s just going to be a bathroom in March of Legos. Or somewhere near where he buried evidence an ex-wife.

He’s not clever enough for the air hole…

I came here to laugh, not get personally attacked.

Last week I was totally ready to do [thing] and last week me was definitely not thinking about how the future works.

As an American who remembers 2016-2020…

NO FUCKING SHIT, SHERLOCK

Half-hanging, upside down with boot prints on the floor-touching bits?

Change suggestion: drop the American flag on the floor with shoe prints all over it, leading to his feet.

And if anyone shows up to take her back, lock them up too.

If you need help defending against any terrorist activities by an opposing nation, let me know, I will happily defend the free world from fascism.

It literally has nothing to do with us.

I don’t think there’s a single person here who would disagree with you.

I hope that the riots in the streets start up sooner rather than later.

Same. But uncoordinated opposition just leaves a lot of dead “lone wolf crazy gunmen”

Good reminder to keep organizing.

At least he didn’t wear a tan suit that would have been even worse!

Modern gun control laws started in response to black people arming themselves.

From the stamp act to reagan, to bill Clinton. Reagan specifically is why California is ahead of the rest of the US on laws banning firearms, because Reagan kicked it off while Governor.

Last I heard, it had increased from ~1% to like 2.4/2.5%?

Never discount a 3% chance, lots of things happen every day with those odds.

You sure you’re not confusing China with the United States?

Boom, there it is!

I Guess we’re just ignoring all the shit they’re pulling by dumping sand and dirt into the ocean and calling it a Chinese island, and all the shit they’re doing near Taiwan.

Can’t wait for someone to pull out a 400 year old map to justify modern day imperialism again!

Well he is part Chihuahua…

I wish I had every media outlet constantly calling my crimes literally anything but CRIMES

My smallest dog is probably the smartest, and he not only understands “covering means warmth” but he also has a favorite throw blanket. Even when they’ve been freshly washed he prefers the flour tortilla patterned blanket, as it’s the warmest.

And when it gets warmer overnight, he will switch to a cooler blanket.

Haven’t managed to train him to put his unused blankets away, he just leaves them wherever he dragged it to last.

when Trump “leaves office”.

An optimist, I see! Unless that was the purpose of the quotes… In which case self whoosh…

The last time I used skype, it was to monitor my 3d print because I needed to finish a project and my last attempt went all spaghetti.

So as I was at work I’d log into my computer from my phone, call myself with skype, and check to make sure everything was still okay.

Then I discovered octoprint.

At least you all can get your family to use it.

I can’t even get my spouse to use it unless she thinks what we are talking about might be illegal where we are (it usually isn’t)

I’ve tried convincing family to use it, but all that happens is I just never hear from them until I see them in person or they call me.

They don’t even feel the need to back up their Amazon Kindle collection before they get cutoff from it… Thousands of dollars wasted if they ever lose access to the account.

Or call robo-rooter. They can help!

I have a picture of my wife posing in the children’s cutout in the back, I jokingly asked if she wanted a picture with it and she got excited and ran over to pose.

I mean, we were dating at the time, but one of the first dates I took her on was the Wright pat airforce base museum.

This would absolutely have worked on me when I was younger. You know, if I had enough confidence to talk to women when I went to museums alone…

I do tend to wear blue jackets…