Me irl

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Nope, I’m dead.

On a serious note, they stalled long enough for me to be able to call my mom. It was the middle of the night when I called and I didn’t want to wake her up. Not like my mom would prefer bad sleep over loosing me. But that’s not how the depressed mind works. So they kept me on there for several hours until I called her.

That was many years ago and after therapy and lots more I’m doing really well now. Way better than I thought possible for a long time.

As someone who has been there before I don’t think i wanted to die when I called. Which is actually why I called.

I didn’t want to die. But I had run out of reasons to live and needed someone to help me find them again in that moment.

There is wisdom in this meme.

The reasoning behind be yourself when dating is not because it’ll work all the time and get you all the girls. It’ll get you the right girl when it works.

Oh they just got friends and potential future employers in the automotive industry.

I politics hanlons razor is reversed. Never attribute to stupidity that which could be explained by corruption.

True. Redbubble shirts have pretty bad print quality from my experiences with them.

Now I want a shirt that says Human error.

Write it out. The idiots won’t know it’s the same thing.

Time to start a revolution or flee Imo.

That makes a lot more sense then. Thank you, happy to learn something new.

Isn’t evolution a constant process instead of happening in steps?

Ah yes. I have heard about that.

American Pi.

LAN parties.

So far five.

Beer Books Boobs Butt Bed

If I got all five, I couldn’t be a happier man.

It covers 2 of the epic Bs of my life. Beer and books. I can see why this is a hit.

At uni the biologist parties were always the ones with the most sex. So that checks out.

The least sex was electrical or mechanical engineering. Just the couple of ay dudes had some fun.

Weirdest sex was for sure psychology student parties.

I don’t get it.

Boss makes a million, I make a penny, that’s why at work I shit post on lemmy.

I just run away in panic. Or don’t eat outside during late summer.