Society: you’re expected to get a second job because if we made things cheap enough to survive off 1 job, that would be communism

Also society: no, not like that. That’s cheating.

I can’t afford a kid which is why I do condoms, birth control and anime to achieve 298% effectiveness. Every time I coom, there is a 1 in 3 chance someone’s baby will spontaneously despawn from existence.

The best time to switch to Firefox was 19 years ago when it first came into existence. The 2nd best time is now.

… For drawing cum when making furry porn?