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  • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.orgtoGreentext@sh.itjust.worksAnon plays a guessing game
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    8 days ago

    Do the following:
    First, say something along the lines of: “That is very difficult. On the one hand, you are so astonishingly beautiful that all features of you could be made by a master craftsman. On the other hand, as I am a person of faith, you could also be just God’s most perfect creation.
    Either way, would you excuse me a second while I go to refresh in the bathroom?”

    Then you sneak out of the bathroom window because by the glorious lord Satan himself, you do not want to be in a relationship with someone who insists you do something after you refuse