Gross (from old French ‘gros’). Consider (from old French ‘Considerer’). People (from Anglo-French peple, people, Old French pople, peupel)

Tu veux dire ?

“blue vs green bubble” drama is a thing

Ha ha ha in one single country full of narcissistic idiots

😂

I promise it’s not a thing, mate

I once accidentally spoke french to a waitress in Greece then apologised and said I wasn’t actually french. She went on a ten minute diatribe about how french people are the bane of her life because they refuse to speak English with her and just get louder and louder in french 😂

Anyone who includes Fife and Dundee as having a stuck up and pretentious accent is either deaf or geographically challenged

What even is a kilometre?

How to make sure nobody takes you seriously 😒

Air fryers are only popular because Americans have been using microwaves to cook for decades, which are possibly the worst cooking devices ever created.

If they had decent fan ovens during that time, they wouldn’t be anywhere near as popular

Conversely, air fryers are seen to be popular in the UK, because nobody will admit they fell for the advertising, and now only use them for chips

When I was a lad, it was two words, the first with a question mark, the second with a full stop

Pint?

Pint.

Holy initialisation batman, what on earth is emtedpgy2?

Bitter

Yes anon, high fructose corn syrup is not a normal taste