I like to imagine he got snapped while on a flight on his private jet…

Stupid Jimmy Pesto.

lol. If the right could read/ wanted to the Bible would be one of the first books they would ban.

There’s always money in the Banana Stand.

Now now now, let us not jump to any logical conclusions. It could turn out that while in handcuffs in the back of the police car he managed to put his own knee on his throat and choked himself to death.

I would upvote this twice if I could.

I can feel how awkwardly close they stand next to people when they’re talking from here. That and their smell… you don’t get hair with that level of grease without actively trying.