Rather than the outrageous number of fascists and the disturbingly high number of people who’d rather not vote (or vote third party) instead of voting against the fascist in a meaningful way?
Like, I get there might have been issues with the Democratic campaign, but for fuck’s sake, the alternative was what you got. Well done. Hope the view was worth it from atop that high horse.
Seeing that immediately after this…
Oh, sorry, don’t misunderstand - obviously a crushing defeat in the popular vote is the best outcome.
I’m just saying they have a plan for a narrow loss and a plan for getting the shit kicked out of them.
You’re missing MAGA logic though. If Harris wins in a landslide, that’s further proof that the results were tampered with, because clearly not that many people actually voted for her…
It’s more Y’all Quaeda
I’ve always liked the idea that Kevin from Home Alone grew up to be the Jigsaw killer…
My boss told me verbally “don’t call your colleague a fascist by email or anything else that leaves a record”, so that was nice of him.
The funniest thing about watching Snowpiercer in 2023 with people who’d never seen it before was after the big reveal about what the protein bars are made of, and how horrified the characters were, all my friends were like “oh, is that it? That makes sense actually. We thought it was going to be the missing children or something terrible”
3P0: it uses a very peculiar dialect
Falcon: please… let me die…
A risk we all take when going undercover as a nazi…
Look, if you don’t vote because you genuinely can’t see a difference between Trump “rapist, multiple felonies, ‘dictator on day one’, ‘I wish I had generals like Hitler’” and Harris “I don’t like all of her policies”, then you are a danger to yourself and others.
Normally in an election there is nuance. Not this time. Are you going to actively vote against the fascist, or not? That’s all there is to it.
Why that far? Just make it 30 years later.
Hell, make it a stealth sequel. A sci-fi film that people think is riffing on Alien until the subtle hints make you realise there’s no Company and no Xenomorphs, but instead their experimental tech goes haywire and Sam Fucking Neill comes through a portal, no eyes and bleeding everywhere.
Sure, you’d need an actually decent script and so on, but Hollywood pays those guys, I’m not doing all the work here.
So would the lettuce…
Because protecting picture frames is more important than protecting the environment?
You can never replace those cities and towns
For someone who nominally has a fortune in real estate, he clearly doesn’t understand how construction works.
You absolutely can replace towns and cities, and someone is going to make a shitload of money doing just that once the conflict is over. The only question at the moment is whether they’re going to be Russians or westerners.
- To the bus stop: 33.8km
Is that a typo, or can you just randomly stand at the side of the road and flag down a bus so you don’t need as many formal bus stops?
Because that’s wild.
With a little more organization and less reliance on spontaneity we can defeat him while he’s still in office.
I want what you’re smoking.
If the rapist gets into office, say goodbye to Ukraine, goodbye to Palestine (remember, his kid is eyeing up property there already) and potentially goodbye to NATO. If the US leaves that, Putin will move further into Europe, and the question of “where will WWIII kick off?” stops being an automatic “in the Middle East”.
Giving 34 Felonies another go at the presidency would be disastrous. For a lot more then just the idiots that voted third party.
It’s a bold strategy Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off…
Yes, those *checks notes * children, universities, water treatment plants and hospitals. Clearly they’re all terrorists and a genocide is an appropriate reaction from Israel.
You fucking psychopath.
Tyrell, because Paypalpatine wants his sex robots, ands that means replicants.