Why that far? Just make it 30 years later.

Hell, make it a stealth sequel. A sci-fi film that people think is riffing on Alien until the subtle hints make you realise there’s no Company and no Xenomorphs, but instead their experimental tech goes haywire and Sam Fucking Neill comes through a portal, no eyes and bleeding everywhere.

Sure, you’d need an actually decent script and so on, but Hollywood pays those guys, I’m not doing all the work here.

So would the lettuce…

Because protecting picture frames is more important than protecting the environment?

You can never replace those cities and towns

For someone who nominally has a fortune in real estate, he clearly doesn’t understand how construction works.

You absolutely can replace towns and cities, and someone is going to make a shitload of money doing just that once the conflict is over. The only question at the moment is whether they’re going to be Russians or westerners.

- To the bus stop: 33.8km

Is that a typo, or can you just randomly stand at the side of the road and flag down a bus so you don’t need as many formal bus stops?

Because that’s wild.

With a little more organization and less reliance on spontaneity we can defeat him while he’s still in office.

I want what you’re smoking.

If the rapist gets into office, say goodbye to Ukraine, goodbye to Palestine (remember, his kid is eyeing up property there already) and potentially goodbye to NATO. If the US leaves that, Putin will move further into Europe, and the question of “where will WWIII kick off?” stops being an automatic “in the Middle East”.

Giving 34 Felonies another go at the presidency would be disastrous. For a lot more then just the idiots that voted third party.

It’s a bold strategy Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off…

Yes, those *checks notes * children, universities, water treatment plants and hospitals. Clearly they’re all terrorists and a genocide is an appropriate reaction from Israel.

You fucking psychopath.