Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]

yeah i never had that, fucking track practice was the most boring miserable shit ever second only to the whole school day.

but most of my relationship-building was outside of that

how? completely unrelatable

there are enough time vampires, watercooler freaks, extroverts, and micromanaging petty tyrants that we probably do actually need this research.

lol, lmao.

cheers mate.

euromaidan was a coup.

freikorps in ukraine were attacking the ethnic russians in the east for years before when your goldfish memory thinks the conflict started.

death to golf

wisconsin has a system of sitting on your porch and putting cheese on your head like signal fires on the great wall.

on second thought maybe the safeword shouldn’t be “tomato”

The Turner Diaries but it’s Turner Hall

i thought that was about riding a horse

distilled water tastes pretty bad

well yeah you’re gonna spend more time online if your life sucks. there’s cat videos and doomscrolling here.

yeah, pain is your body saying something is wrong. this is different from being tired or sore, although if you have those debuffs you should sleep or stretch and so on.

i’m not running ethernet to the bathtub

famous clown and taco bell wedding participant dan ryckert recommended Diamond Dallas Page’s yoga program

i don’t know if it’s any good but that’s extremely funny.

oh no all the trans people here are fake, haven’t you heard?

yeah but the store brand bacon doesn’t come with cinnamon toast crunch dust

As a family of six

is it 1925 again?

i miss exhibitionists. they wanted people to look at them and we wanted to look, no money changed hands and everybody was happy.