You are overthinking this.

Didn’t read but don’t care. Still, it’s also important to know sources.

Good propaganda machines tell the truth most of the time.

Always keep your guard up.

Haha it wasn’t sturdy when it was new, what a design. I guess it’d be okay for small children (reaching sink to brush teeth, that sort of thing.). I’d still reinforce because that one time an adult steps on it’s gonna bear trap their legs.

That said, this would be super neat as like a planter holder or something - pure decoration. A fresh coat of something to make the character lines pop. I’m amateur as it gets and would probably varathane it lol so don’t ask me how.

Ah, but at night is probably when you are more likely to actually hit a pedestrian. I wonder if the stats back up that intuition…

Edit: also, yes pop up headlights are way cooler.

Reddit is worse but they use puppet accounts so you can’t easily tell.

/TinfoilHat

I bet they’re foreshadowing a large ban wave. Big scoop probably happening in the background. That’s how “it’s live” will be announced.

Something along the lines of the ol’ Three Stooges Syndrome!

That’s how I usually interpret it except in Godzilla Minus One :