If you’re speaking for the worm then I agree. I only enjoy the fattiest, juicy meat myself.

But…but I’m not a plant… I’m pretty sure anyway.

I’m broke too

Step 1 - have money

Step 2 - ??

Profit

No no you do you. I was kind of making a shitty joke that may or may not have been about very recent events here where I live…

Don’t mind me, I’m kind of uptight last couple of days

So why the asterisk here?

Is cursing banned on the Internet now?

Something feels different in this one. Anything to do with the election? How it feels to me anyway. I say it a lot but I love your stuff.

I explored the hell out of those drains! I grew up in Dallas. They’re way more than easy enough for a person to fit through. You could fit a damn car through them. They’re actually a pretty famous tunnel in the draining community. Dallas is where I started my draining career lol. I’ll have to dig up some photos of that drain and show you some time. If I remember correctly we called it elm Street tunnel. It was caked in deposits as it was so old. Even had stairs in it, was really strange. Surprised I never put that together. We used to smoke weed on the grassy knoll and then explore the tunnels…

Storm drains under the city. Started exploring them in the 90s and only stopped in recent years. Great for photography and a super fun hobby for someone who fucking hates people and likes being in total solitude lol. There’s a bunch of online communities for it where I used share my photos and such. Even created a legend of sorts in Tulsa with a big ass project of painting the coordinates for every tunnel entrance in the city. It’s called the drain atlas.

Anyone looking for a fun but semi risky hobby check out draining.

Half and half is only fair. Trick or treat

Wow, you had flour at your house? Who’s the capitalist pig now? Must’ve been nice eating bread.

I tried to tell this to some kid at my child’s school’s trunk or treat the other day he said, “sorry all I have is a pillowcase” and I said dude that’s the way to rock it. You can fit way more candy in it. Plus you can sneak some in your room by stuffing your pillow in there. I never used a bucket as a kid. I always used the pillowcase.

Now that I think about it we were also really poor…

Black licorice

Straight from bored panda after they stole it from reddit. This meme has legs!

Oh man, one of my first dates was this movie. I had to take my little brother and his friend which was the only way my parents were gonna let me go to the movies alone with this girl. Made them sit one row in front of us and got zero action because the chick was into this movie too much lol.

This is the adult, “takes one to know one”

Who the hell is telling you that? I’ve been using moisturizers forever. People often ask my age then don’t believe it and I’m like lotion dude. Everyday. Care for your skin. Never been told I couldn’t.

Nice

I googled it

The letter ð represents the voiced dental fricative, a consonant sound that is similar to the “th” sound in the word “father”. It is also known as eth, and comes from the Old English and Icelandic letter of the same name.

The bottom part is also really good for packing a bowl, especially after you’ve hit a green one a couple of times