Keld [he/him, any]

Sure, I support Greenlandic independence. But this will be the, what, twelfth time they tried to kickstart their domestic economy by inviting foreign mining companies.
Americans and Europeans (And Chinese, and Canadian and Australian too i think) HAVE invested in exploitation of the natural wealth of Greenland, and it isn’t economically viable at scale.
At this point the Greenlandic mining sector should genuinely be treated as either delusional or electoral guff to make it seem like an economic transition is just around the corner. And it always has to be pushed and pushed so the rhetoric and policies get sillier and sillier. Sure why not advertise a combined mining technical exam and high school diploma to children, never mind that there’s like 20 mining jobs available.

Sure. Make a deal with China if it gives you even an infantesimal benefit, Inuits owe Danes less than nothing. But be real about the mining shit. China is holding back because it’s not a good business not out of fear of offending the fucking Danes.

I know you’re trying to get a bit more sectarianism in, but don’t lie to me and say you wouldn’t think it would be sick as hell to echolocate.

Posadism is the truth and you’re just jealous you can’t speak to dolphins.

Gotta get some of that pointless sectarianism in or it wouldn’t be hexbear

If you’re going to rank a place on stabbiness, you should consider what your goal is with the stabbing. Are you trying to be a dillhole, or are you trying to kill someone. Based on the dillhole criteria obviously you’d want to go
[No]
But if your goal was quick and efficient murder you’d definitely want to go
[Nuh uh]

I know med school is taking because listening to a podcast the hosts are trying to backseat a stabbing by pointing out where they would stab/wouldn’t stab and my first thought was “Those are terrible picks for stabbing”.

Also I’m sorry for all the posting but I’m going back to school and it’s a cross country trip

At least that guy could theoretically paint something better than a stick figure! Which this guy literally can’t, he literally hasn’t mastered stick figures, he keeps fucking up stick figures by like detaching the head or having gloops of paint flow over/from the stick figure.

No, it’s a “landscape”

Not to doxx myself, but there’s a local artist who has been active for a couple of decades now painting the same fucking image over and over and over again. He has made what I’m fairly certain at this point are hundreds of paintings of the same imaginary landscape, and people buy it because he’s semi-famous. And the art is just bad. It’s not even a style issue, he’s just not very good at painting. On one hand I almost have to admire the grift, on the other there are so many artists who can’t survive off their art.

Gaslighting your dog is only fair because they will do it right back. Sure dog, I’M the one who ate half a slug on the rug

Do-do you like dogs?

With sugar and creamer That does make more sense.

Chicken nugget should be a term for a balled up chicken the same way loaf is used about cats.

Or we should start eating cats.

Are you eating soup in bed?

Parbanzo

Consider yourself owned

Dog seeing dog food

Dog seeing plastic clothespin:

By the end they acknowledged the difference between HPV and HIV, thought men should get the vaccine (But not for homophobic reasons) and also acknowledged that while gay men are overrepresented in HIV statistics they aren’t the biggest demographic.

So that’s cool. It also took a while.

A not insignificant part of the discussion was disentangling HPV from their homophobic ideas about HIV+AIDS.

The whole thing started with them declaring that people got HPV from doing sex tourism in Thailand, with detours through why boys should take the HPV vaccine because it’s “Gay men who get AIDS” and other fun subjects.