AUDIENCE

BOOO! BOOO!

CATHERINE (one hand on her hip, the other defiantly pointing at the audience)

I do as I please! I do as I please! Y’all don’t know me! I do as I please!

In what way was Franklyn Cicero greedy? Wasn’t his whole role to advocate for the common man?

I’m sure he felt very clever.

10 min: This should be interesting. 20 min: Why does this feel… off? 30 min: I must be missing a lot of historical references. 40 min: Wait, is the audience the butt of the joke here? 50 min - 90 min: confusion/anger 100 min: Holy shit Aubrey Plaza is hot 120 min: He made a whole movie for that one scene 🤣

Americans are increasingly concerned about Donald Trump’s age and fitness as dictator

She definitely left out part of that story.

How do you nominate for comment of the year?

I don’t want to go back to cleaning mouse balls.

You still have to shoot them again. To make sure.

The one in the article is lowercase

It is, but I figured it out eventually. I mean he did. Probably.

I don’t get it. Could you explain it to me?

Oh, fucking gross. I love it, is there more?

No it’s more likely that my emotionally and financially abusive car stealing, gaslighting, steal-money-out-of-my-wallet-while-I’m-sleeping parent just didn’t want to be held accountable for her shitty “parenting.” Also the multiple expert evaluations that say I’m not diagnosably autistic. But I guess I should listen to the guy that analyzes people’s mental health based on a four sentence internet post uninvited, right?

YO, my mom did this to me! In fact I figured a lot of this shit out when I found r/raisedbynarcissists. I saw a lot of people there claimed to be on the spectrum which I thought was pretty weird. So I follow the rabbit hole and I learn about PTSD, CPTSD and I start seeing a therapist about it. Turns out she just didn’t want to be responsible for fucking up her kid.

What is Dick’s charging these days? My local equivalent burger joint has a double with fries for just over $8. Easily the best I can do around here.

Jesus, I can’t find a cone near me for less than $6.

I don’t know, but if I were to venture a guess I would say they are made from dark meat that’s harder to sell than the wing. Just glue it together and frame it as an upgrade. $12 plate is now $20.

It’s seems that way from the inside, too.

Previously, Manchin and Sinema opposed ending the filibuster. Manchin opposed codifying Roe v Wade.