minus-squareIthral@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Help me out herelinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·12 days agoBecome a trapdoor spider, and leave a basket of Bed Bath and Beyond gift cards outside your door as bait? Step two say ??? No idea what really. Maybe cross your fingers you have a shared interest and the whole kidnapping thing isn’t a big deal. Step three be in a relationship, and probably learn to leave room more often. linkfedilink
Become a trapdoor spider, and leave a basket of Bed Bath and Beyond gift cards outside your door as bait?
Step two say ??? No idea what really. Maybe cross your fingers you have a shared interest and the whole kidnapping thing isn’t a big deal.
Step three be in a relationship, and probably learn to leave room more often.