I like “little things please little minds” which actually finishes with “while greater fools look on” again completely reversing the meaning.

I’d like to get rid of my front lawn, the maintenance of it is a massive mental strain, it always feels like an insurmountable job. I’d also like another raised bed in the back garden for veg!

We need more well built fridges

God only knows, I’m just impressed it still functioned after exploding.

Wait, so after it exploded it was still working enough for Tesla to remotely open the doors and download the camera footage?

Making the effort to be the upbeat Christmassy one for the benefit of the rest of the family today. We’ll see how much social battery I’m left with by the end of it!