Calum Scott easily. That one song that kept playing during every commercial break drove me to madness. It’s that “You Are The Reason” song that Kay Jewellers used for one of their commercials, and my God it was the most overplayed shit in the universe while it was still airing and made me despise that song. I hated the sappiness and I hated the stupid-ass high pitch he would constantly sing in throughout the whole song. It’s the one and only Calum Scott song I listened to. Kay Jewellers always picked the worst and most ear-piecing sappy songs for their commercials. I have never listened to another one of his songs, and I don’t plan on ever doing it. Song is nothing but him sounding like a pussy who cries and whines around woman trying to get them to like him. And keep in mind, this was on every day, on every commercial break. I could never go even ONE DAY without hearing that effing song on my Roku. I was, at one point, seriously contemplating ripping my ears out if I ever heard it on my TV again.
Hearing that song practically every single day on every goddamn commercial break made me unbelievably angry. Thank God Kay have stopped playing the commercial with that song included, it drove me absolutely insane every time I heard it on a commercial break. I got sick and tired of hearing it very quickly. Sometimes, it would get so overplayed in one day that I wished I was deaf on numerous occasions. That song has just turned me away from the artist entirely as I bet all of his songs are cringeworthy, sappy songs with him singing in an ear-splitting high pitch. “You Are The Reason” is a full-blown assault on the ears.
Never listening to another one of his songs again after that. One of his songs was bad enough.
And here’s the commercial if you are wondering: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tu_eMQuKGk
I got some of my own personal favorites!
1: Wildcat getting denied a second oven mitt by every single holiday and person
2: The classic Banana Bus song
3: The entire “Wildcat Cooking Show” segment where they prepare a lobster dish with stuff like a family photo and “chocolate” (poop)
4: The “Hoo-dini” joke in the Split Sides West Comedy Club
5: Everyone asking for tickets to Pluto Nash in 3D
6: The New HP 6000 Thing computer that is literally just a microwave
7: The opening to Vanoss’s Moonbase Alpha video - A trailer for a fake movie called “The White Side of the Moon”
8: Delirious’s “butt plug” on the back of his car
9: The opening to Vanoss’s “Matrix” video - A series of bloopers relating to the elevator scene in the movie
10: The brand-new detatated Wamboghini
11: The “movie set” with 587 bombs
Deleted!? WHAT? Wait, what happened!? No, undeleted! UNDELETED! I didn’t mean to do that! Aw, maaaaaan!
COME BACK, ALI…! Come back Ali’s sister…!
You murderer! You killed my brother! I mean, computer!
Strongbad email maybe from a female.
That was the “sisters” sbemail, where Strong Bad gets a message from Ali asking if he has a girlfriend, and that there’s two of them, implying she has a sister. Strong Bad talks in a romantic voice, and ends up accidentally deleting Ali’s message.
Strong Bad, what is going on?!
For behold, the 386! A spectacle of graphics and sound!
That’s not a good prize!
And the Compy… just peed my carpet.
“Computer over”? “Virus = very yes”!? That’s not a good prize!
Dude, sbemail #118 - virus is pure meta brilliance.
The system! Is down! The system! Is down! The system! Is down!
“There’s a rainbow in my pocket and I think it’s starting to melt”
Man, “japanese cartoon” really was the birth of a legend. Can’t forget the fond memories of playing that Stinkoman video game!
That was the “sisters” sbemail!
“Well, Ali. There’s ONE of me. A-deleted…”
"We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you can throw lightswitch raves!
Now let’s go break open that glowstick and pour it into Homestar Runner’s Mountain Dew."
Guess my favorites…!
“THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!”
“What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a ‘Strong ba’ in there, but it’s getting eaten, by some… Linux or something.”
“BACK OFF BABY”
“No way. You’re just a kid! Maybe when you’re older…”
My pick is Stanley Kubrick’s 1968 masterpiece, 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Also Sprach Zarathustra by Richard Strauss will forever be one of cinema’s greatest opening themes. And combined with the opening credits of the movie with the sun rising slowly over the Earth was absolutely groundbreaking and legendary. It is truly one of the greatest opening credits sequences of all time.