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2 months agoDo we get to know what the secret message is?
HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]
Yes, it is I, reclusive author Thomas Pynchon 
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Cake day: November 12th, 2020
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13·2 months agoIn conversation with a friend about addiction
Me: I guess it’s like Sisyphus, in a way.
Friend: That’s right! HE’S HAPPY, MOTHERFUCKER!
Stay classy, New York Post.
God is a straight white American man with a full beard and 24 1/4-inch biceps who drives a cloud shaped like next year’s Ford F150. He gets a parking spot right next to the Pearly Gates (cuz he’s God) and if someone else parks in his spot, he just makes a new spot, even closer to the Pearly Gates (cuz he’s God) and sends the offending party directly to Hell.
KEEP GOING JOEY STEEL! DON’T STOP AT BERLIN!
You know that old Roman saying “Beware of Greeks bearing gifts?”
Turns out we should have been wary of geeks bearing grifts.
I think you mean Will Menaker.
7·9 months agoWhere the instructions at, tho?
U r bad at secrets