HelluvaBottomCarter [comrade/them]

Now Trump has to add one of those Planet X people to his cabinet. One of the ones from the 00s who thought Planet X was going to crash into earth by 2012. Or one who thought that Planet X is full of life and that it somehow tied into Biblical prophecy because the aliens would help us all ascend.

I’m not following…

Should be the name of your biography.

“Agent Knowwaynohow, we have a mission of the upmost importance. We’re losing our battle against Liberal Democracy and we need your help. Take your youtube channel with less than 1200 views per video and start posting pro-China videos. This way we can combat the might of CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, OAN, Sky, NYT, Wapo, BBC, The Guardian, basically all of Western Media. Sure it’s a multibillion dollar industry that spans the globe but we can beat it when you get 30k subscribers and your top video has 400k views. For your hard work on this we will pay you…with a cruise?”

That Twilight Zone episode where gold has no value in the future because they found out how to manufacture it.

Look, if I want weather I’ll just watch youtube storm chasers.

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