Please no, Central Park doesn’t need a pile of rotting animal corpses.

I thought I couldn’t get mine to appear, but it seems the best technique is to spread all my fingers as wide as possible, then rotate the hand a bit toward the little finger side.

Elon would read this and still think he’s Neo.

That’s an odd take. His replies are basically just basking in the downvotes and admitting that he doesn’t actually have knowledge of the incident.

I’d say the swathes of downvotes and removal of your comments by mods would make you go read about it before jumping to his defence.

Makes you think it might just be some objectively incorrect take huh?

True, but considering the numerous other crimes he’s committed haven’t taken him down yet, I’m not so hopeful.

This is the part of Plague Inc. where you suddenly ramp up the deadlines mutations.

That’s an interesting analogy because objectively the bus driver is a hero for stopping a bus full of kids hurtling off a cliff.

Harris ruined lives by prosecuting just less than 2000 people for marijuana offences. There were somewhere around 2,000,000 people arrested for marijuana offences while Trump was president.

Now do the insurrection allegation.

Dude, Biden isn’t running anymore. You’re supposed to attack Harris now.

It’s all just weasel talk. He’s still donating $45 mil/per month [unspecified amount] to the Republican Party, but probably realised he’d be in legal trouble for doubling down on what he literally said on his own platform.

For a second I thought you were talking about the hit, but now I realise you mean the police chief part.

Probably a tougher 8 years if you were already geriatric at the start of those 8 years.

The UK taxed sugar (to try and curb soft drink consumption, thanks Jamie Oliver) and it just resulted in the non-diet/zero versions of everything containing both sugar AND sweetners. They managed to stay the same price and now all taste like shite, but I guess it’s cheaper for the poor corporations who had to comply (by changing their drinks entirely rather than paying the tax).

That is indeed a description for those that widespread demonise drug users.

Oh gods. An Epstein island, but instead of underage girls, it’s all Trump doppelgangers.

Very interesting. I like that we are still not entirely sure how they made that formation of glass exactly, so are like “they must have done it accidentally”. Meanwhile it’s the most intricate glass carving and polish.

Trump World sounds like the shittiest theme park. Even worse than that Willy Wonka Experience.