Get yourself on the dark web to watch the latest crunchie advert.

I love me some porridge water. Especially a porridge water latte.

You know what, I have zero problem calling it that, own it oatly! :D

Chorley you can’t be serious.

Sorry I couldn’t resist. Bargain!

So not only do I get to be sad I don’t live any of those places, I am also sad I can’t afford to live any of those places.

Well… maybe sterling…

Wait what… it’s called Luna. Or at least… I thought it was.

I feel like it’s only fair to confirm this science with my own personal study.

Back in my day a kid in my primary school class complained that a bag of salt and shake crisps he bought didn’t have the salt packet. They sent two boxes to him to share with his class.

Graham you bloody legend! That fed us all for a good afternoon.

“Cancel button does not reset your toast back to bread.”

“Saving” all that money… then forking out 9.5 million on yearly executive bonuses…

I am so bad at thinking of things to tell people to get me. But this year everyone is chipping in a little bit and getting me a cheap build your own bass guitar kit. It’s going to sound terrible but hey… at least might be a bit fun.