Troll-slaying ax, and some woolen socks.

I just want to say you have such a musical, even melodious name. DaDaDaDa-DA, it flows so well <3

No, because I’m not a boomer reacting to #metro by playing out yet another #=pound “joke”.

Ayo internet understand shitposts.

Damn, seeing you downvoted makes see how sadly opinionated Lemmy is.

Like if you live in a rural area, a firearm is a fantastic and common investment. In rural areas, emergency help is a while away or nonexistent. Animal Control isn’t gonna be there when your chickens are getting snatched by a raccoon or your pets are getting hunted by coyotes. Cops aren’t gonna show up in time if some methhead is bashing down your door.

Plus, with a firearm, you can hunt! Yay for the most ethically sound way of putting meat on your table!

Real, cows gotta learn!

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Palestinians Saved ❎

Climate Action Taken ❎

Women’s reproductive freedom secured ❎

Sensible immigration reform ❎

Sense of smugness achieved ✅

Also, the extent of the campaign’s outreach to young men was “vote on behalf of the women you know”.

Maybe pick a better message that doesn’t exclude their entire demographic and you might find better results.

<3 Based and Horsepilled!

1. Yes

2. Yes

Jokes on you, clown, I’m never butt-hurt, only butt-turned-on!

Disdaining the “technically correct” pedants is freeing, try it sometime, you might like it ;)

Damn, I always thought it was called Shreckoslovakia, my history books growing up were sadly outdated :'(

I, uh, errr, uhhhhh…

Motions vaguely at the four-legged animals

They’re just different, trust me, okay???

Ah yes, good ole technically correct, the weakest and most schlubby shade of correct, whatever would we do without it?

I love to sing, how does one get better at singing?

Boy do I have a song for you!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YYJ5ZViYhHQ

I remember growing up there was this Amish person who worked at one of the yokel gas stations. They would ride their horse to work and hitch it up for their shift, and then ride it home. It’s doable!

Can’t legally drink and ride

On a scale of 1 to YEEEEE-HAAAAWWWWW, I rate that as a yeeeee-NAAWW.

1. If you think a horse has the environmental impact of an automobile, I have a bridge to sell you

2. Horses aren’t cows