Yeah. Checks out. I’d be ripping apart every piece of consumer electronics I could access now, while scrambling to replace all of my comms infrastructure.
Nice try feds
Yeah. Checks out. I’d be ripping apart every piece of consumer electronics I could access now, while scrambling to replace all of my comms infrastructure.
I have one. It’s neat. Turns on real quick, has way more features than I need.
Apparently SpaceX has people who know how to jangle keys in Elon’s face to keep him away from anything important.
Hmm…
Will be watching this space.
Good luck, but I appreciate the hustle.
Yeah the “scamming elderly people out of everything the own” industry is booming.
Just scrape all of a family’s public facing data and feed it in to a soulkiller algo then turn it against meemaw to steal her retirement.
Yesterday someone told me that xor means exclusive or and I was enlightened.
It true. I’ve been trying to breakfast since 5am, which was many hours ago.
Comrade please confine cybersmith posting to the blight-town-secret-subbasement comm
Eating was pretty much the only thing I enjoyed about baseball games. Do the wave, sing songs, eat food-adjacent objects.
I will maintain til the end of days that Xerxes ordered his troops to go whip the Helicarnassus as a goofy way to tell them to have a beach day after a stressful and frustrating week in the conquest mines.
The last month has been one continuous period of metaphorical fizzing electric rage cry screaming and i would like a break please. I do not wish to be sentient it has not proven to have utility value in day to day life.
And then we just… don’t rescue them. They have to pod from the island forever.
I love how all this shit is always “imagine capitalism”
Franz Kafka could make me up. He’d be like “what is the most fucked up kind of guy that isn’t me?” And he’d make me up and people would be like “Franz you can’t just invent a guy called Frank people will think it’s a self-insert what about a bug?”
Aside from all the problems that come with being feral cats they’ll likely be fine. Cats are pretty good predators and they’re not going to forget how to murder because they get one freebie a day.
What if, instead of having a logo, we didn’t?
Anyway, the sign up sheet is up in the lounge for our weekly wednesday trip to the 20th century to kill a Nazi. This week we’re throwing Coco Chanel out of a plane in 1938 which should put an end to this minimalism bullshit.
If the server crashes it’s too many pictures because then I won’t be able to post about it.
You can upload them to imgur if you want.
Centralized gooning management system to optimize gooning productivity.
No no he’s… deeper.