WHAT’S A [REDACTED] GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEEEEEEL DICK??

Stolen from a recent post on rpgmemes@ttrpgnetwork that I can’t find anymore

Edit: nevermind, found it here: https://sh.itjust.works/post/25829335

What is helium used for when diving?

Yes, but then you have to be prepared to be verbally abused, honked at, hated, or even just plain hit by a car because drivers don’t understand this.

I keep trying, and around the younger people my age it’s mostly agreement, but when it comes to people even just slightly older they just “like driving” and hate cyclists and think public transit sucks. They don’t understand that the reason for their dislike is due to the poor biking and transit infrastructure and car-centric roads and cities.

Well that’s shit.

Please note the original link is NOT spoiler free. I was really disappointed since the movie descriptions were great and I was collecting these to watch, but I got to “Good Boy” and it literally has the “big twist” of the movie written out in bold.

Why’s that