Huh… All these years I thought it meant “Help! My mouth was replaced with a butthole!”

I wouldn’t say no to another Echo Night.

My dad had a pet skunk as a kid. I think he said it kind of acted like a cat.

I don’t remember it. But there’s enough metal hardware under the seat that I’m sure it’s basically impossible to break that way.

And I thank you.

You are welcome!

My biggest fear is that my office chair might break in such a way that the hydraulic piston breaks through the seat and punctures my colon.

I once sat down next to my cat and calmly said “I wish you would shut the fuck up.” And she responded by biting my knee.

I was like, “yeah ok, I deserved that one.”

I often use win+v for the clipboard history and win+shift+s for taking screenshots.

Almost definitely. According to my mom, she referred him to the same neurologist who diagnosed my ADD when I was kid and she prescribed him ritalin. But apparently he didn’t like how it made him feel “too focused” or something like that.

I think it’s been over 9 months.

My uncle was evicted from his house because he failed to maintain the property and let it go to shit. It was winter, so we invited him to stay in a spare room in our basement just to keep him out of the cold and give him time to sell his property and buy a trailer home.

He’s still living here.

Kinda related:

Grime. I lost my patience on one of the bosses and just couldn’t get back into it.

I went through this just a few weeks ago. It was really hard seeing her refuse to eat anything. But at least she seemed to like looking outside, laying on her favorite blanket.

Had to put mine down several weeks ago. She was also 18. I lost several other pets and four grandparents without shedding a tear, but this one broke me.

The vet appointment was at 6pm, so I could spend the last day with her. She acted more or less normal for her age, except not eating for three days and throwing up water.

I was rubbing her head until her heart stopped. I still miss her so much.

Ooh, I have a video for this: https://spectra.video/w/pz5XVrqnXtuS7zHgq32gw4

That’s why I got a mouse with extra buttons on the side, so I can just copy and paste using my thumb.

Yes. I never had too much trouble on reddit, but I only stuck to specific subreddits and stayed away fron news or politics.

I’ve never been drunk at all. Never really had more than one or two drinks in one day.