How much did you lose?

I mean, it could be. His old keyboard that’s downstairs does have the same stuff on it…

He’s sort of that ‘adult child’ in that he’s not big on cleaning/maintaining his house and locks himself in his room all day, so I’m going more with the standard hand gunk/fingerjam.

There’s layers of sticky oil splatter dried all over the range and microwave. (he doesn’t have good heat control) The floor only gets cleaned by his mom, and his dad has to help him weed the 5sqft of dirt in his backyard when they visit. There’s also a cockroach issue that he’s apathetic to. (I’ve pretty much stopped using the kitchen after cleaning up after him and am now looking elsewhere)

Anemia

‘Relatively’

And I thought I was the only one who hates the smell of the purple Fabuloso

No makeup whatsoever, from what I know. He’s behind a keyboard all day for work and home, so I’m pretty sure that all of it is dried up finger gunk.

Never had a chance.

Well, I guess you could technically call a toddler a preteen.

I’m more annoyed with the shrinkflation of increasing the aeration and how almost every brand shrunk their standard size from 1.75qt to 1.5qt (1656mL to 1420mL)

Umpqua was the last holdout in my area before they caved.

Can we say “Jumanji” yet? Please?

“I’m sorry mom, but I’m not going to play it by ear when my daughter’s safety is a concern. Nor am I going to have her hide like a jew in nazi Germany.”

Here’s to hoping a federal mandate will eventually come. Sooner, the better, though.

Depends on the state/area.

I know at least in Georgia (US), they still had those tissue paper thin bags at Target when I was there on business earlier in the year. They may have had reusable bags that you could buy didn’t notice any), yet I didn’t see a single person using one.

Is Elizabeth lacking transparency?

Not between her ear holes.

How about those stale tar-like hard candies.

He definitely got that garbage truck all gussied up quick…

Him going after the guy tracking his plane makes more sense each day.

That’s likely just lacrimal fluid (tears) shifting around in your eye socket. It also may mean too much pressure is being applied and can cause damage to your eye.

Aside from being important for the US, it could easily impact relations with other countries.