For those not familiar, this is a spoof on a quote from the book Dune by Frank Herbert: https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/3634639-dune

Because it’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.

Here’s the methodology according to the YouGov website:

Methodology: This article includes findings from two U.S. News surveys conducted by YouGov on two nationally representative samples of 1,000 U.S. adult citizens interviewed online from January 14-20, 2022. The first survey included questions on groups involving race, education, income, family, gender, and sexuality, while the second survey included questions on religion, politics, and other miscellaneous groups. The samples were weighted according to gender, age, race, and education based on the 2018 American Community Survey, conducted by the U.S. Census Bureau, as well as 2016 and 2020 Presidential votes (or non-votes). Respondents were selected from YouGov’s opt-in panel to be representative of all U.S. citizens. Real proportions were taken from a variety of sources, including the U.S. Census Bureau, the Bureau of Labor Statistics, YouGov’s internal poll results, and the results of other well-established polling firms. Most estimates were collected within the past three years; the oldest is from 2009. Because the real estimates presented cover a range of time periods, they may differ from actual population sizes at the time our survey was conducted.

Soos would never be a Trumper.

We’ve had one fascist party, yes. But what about second fascist party?

There’s also the M1 Abrams, 105mm M1 artillery shell, and M1 propellant. Probably more, too.

I played around with incomes in the $25K-$50K range and came up with similar numbers to yours. Basically, someone in that range who makes most of their income from tips stands to save anywhere from $1K-$3K, which could be significant. As AOC pointed out though, that could quickly turn into a net loss if you lose Medicaid benefits.

I have to imagine that many people living off tips aren’t making a whole lot of money, and consequently aren’t currently paying much fed income tax anyway. How much money are they really going to save from this?

He’s holding it upside down

The Internet was invented for this.

A longtime music teacher…recently lost his job…, igniting a scandal within an archdiocese that has otherwise largely been occupied with trying to reorganize its finances in federal bankruptcy court after its clergymen spent decades sexually molesting children.

Ah yes, I can see they have their priorities correct.

Slightly old by now, but Portal and Portal 2 remain two of the best games I’ve ever played. Gameplay is intuitive and linear, and doesn’t require grinding or building up resources. I thought the difficulty increased appropriately as well.

Gozer The Gozerian

Vigo The Carpathian

ZOHRAN THE DESTROYER

Is that IRL PugJesus?

Probably the the only time in my life that I’m thankful this is AI.

Ruined. I used to be able to fantasize over Jabba The Hut, now I can’t un-see Trump’s face on him.

Thanks, now you’ve permanently ruined Return of the Jedi.

“I regret I have but one meme to give to my country”

-Nathan Hale, probably

Thanks; updated.

Bill who? Didn’t think he was relevant anymore.