How do I start?

Good. I hope she wins!

What is wrong with MSG? Seriously.

Pickles?

Awesome!

If you like people in a room talking, have you seen Coffee and Cigarettes?

I love lingerie though.

Good lord, who the fuck downvotes this sort of stuff??!?

Crickets

I don’t like sand.

George Lucas

You’re goddamn right I’m going to pick up a pride flag!! (that’s my take away from the end of the article.)

I want an android version of this. I will use the feedback form and tell you all about the good and the bad. I’m only one guy though…

Nobody wants to do business with unstable nazis.