CrispyFern [fae/faer, any]

There’s a man begging for water, having gone a couple days without, you have a bottle full of water, and are not thirsty. Do you…

A. Drink the entire bottle in front of the man

B. Dump the contents on the floor.

Who the fuck taught liberals the word “tankie” ill fuckin kill them

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Crispy “No Self Preservation” Fern

I mean god told me she’s cool with it, so I dont know what’s taking them so long

pope said hes willing to baptise aliens, so why not robot?

Ok but could they actually make a robot pope?

Let’s be honest; anything to distract the child of an exhausted parent would inspire great happiness in them

:eric-adams:

People actually forgot that Big Smoke took everybody’s order too, it wasn’t all of his order. Though in the end, he did eat all of it.

If you rearrange the letters in Genshin Impact it says “Matching Penis”

I’m a lover of mushrooms

Learned from a youtube that cats like it when u rub ur beard on them cause its rough like a cats tongue, so I tried it on my sisters cat and goddamn I’ve never seen that cat purr so loudly

Fuckin bozo opened up the ark of the covenant and got mad it melted her face

according to modern legal definitions, it IS Smeagol’s ring

Warlock when the Peacelock walks in:

Hey, remember that game we used to play where we pretended to be baby raccoons and mom would throw food at us?