I’ve always been more of a bookworm myself.

Secure Contain Protect. Sicilian Cheese Pizza. Some Celebrity Productions. System Cannot Process.

Choose one.

Oh noes! An internet tough guy has noticed me! What ever shall i do?

Don’t you have some revolution to lead? Those genocides aren’t stopping themselves. Or, is it just a little too comfortable acting hard while furiously punishing your keyboard, Ace? Are you gonna do anything besides go downvote every comment I’ve ever made even HARDER this time? What a force of vengeance and righteous anger you are! I’m sure Palestine is breathing easy knowing they’ve got you protecting them this furiously.

🎵 Hello ad hominem, my old friend… 🎶

And beyond virtue signaling online, you’ve done absolutely fuckall to stop it. Excellent work.

So, based on your phrasing “banging a17yo,” I’m gonna guess that your issue is with the label pedophile and not the ACT OF RAPING CHILDREN. Glad that’s been established.

kindly save your “I told you so” and “trolley problem” bullshit for after Trump has allowed Israel to slaughter a larger number of children than Biden did for the past 13 months.

Why wait? What happens then, you wave a magic wand and all of a sudden it’s rainbows and lollipops?

So let the greater of the two evils take control. Galaxy brain move.

103% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I’d say that he’s the adult version of Butthead in the reboot of Beavis and Butthead. But i gotta ask: what does sane Jack Torrance look like…?

Would you prefer the terminology “raped a minor?” That help you sleep at night?

Do not listen to M’aiq. M’aiq is a liar.

Same. I voted on the first day of early voting, and convinced my nephew and his two best friends to cast their first (and likely last) votes. My niece is 15; I’m sure she’ll be glad to hear she “deserves” what’s coming.

Y’know, it’s dangerous out there. Maybe you should just start mag dumping through the front door whenever the doorbell rings or a robin farts.

Let em both get eaten by Brontorocs.

“Oh Lawd, they’d didn’t bring a sacrifice chile.”

Maybe my 20yo mini dachshund is planning on producing a flux capacitor, but I’ll believe that before i believe your fantasy.

Hard disagree. Look at how he reacted when an old lady showed up at his door. The reason the Nazis are so comfy recently is because of the high road tolerance you’re espousing. In a civil society, I’d be agreeing with you, but this isn’t a civil society anymore. It’s more like The Grey and you’re trying to play nice with the wolves. It’s them or us, and it isn’t us that made it this way.

Oh, shit! Your name! 'bout fucking time you got here!

He said he was gonna cut the federal budget by ~30%, or roughly two trillion dollars. I saw an economist say that if you fired Every. Single. Govt. Employee it still wouldn’t save two trillion dollars. It’s just absolutely insane.

Sharpen up the 'tines, me hearties. The time is nigh.

Holy hell, i love this response, but one question: do you really think they’ll understand if they actually go read that? The comprehension is sorta lacking.