I’m not ashamed to admit I want to play it

Waitaminute…since when can tariffs eat my face??

Poop

Just mostly dead

I’m genuinely confused by your comment. Would you be able to explain or clarify?

And everything is orange

Blandpa

Context

Yes! This is exactly what i thought of!

No no no no noooo noooo no oh ohh ohh ohhhh YES!

Did you omit the leap years when a year is divisible by 100 (but not 400)?

Hanlon’s Razor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon's_razor?wprov=sfla1

“Be sure to drink your ovaltine”

“I’m Riley Reid and I (moans) approve this big, fat, thick message”