Go deep throat a cactus Elon.

Little fucking late now isn’t it?

That’s just Donny’s overfull diaper.

Everyone knows the fat, old, sleepy, diaper wearing dementia patient slathered in fake tan is the absolute pinnacle of human health.

Cowards.

Well djt is a puppet so that fits.

She doesn’t want to miss a paycheck.

He can’t get his diaper or shoes off without his daughter’s help.

Get it together, that’s only for liver pairings.

Trumpcare is coming annnnnnny day now.

Was the other person hanging upside down in a red and blue spandex costume?

I’m picturing a pack of elementary aged kids armed with crowbars derailing a full on Amtrak train.

People still voting Republican absolutely don’t give a fuck. Cruelty is the point.

Nah, djt has a sick turn around jumper.

Can turtles even be drowned?

I’m shocked, simply shocked. Ok not that shocked.

Don’t have sex with turtles, you’ll get salmonella.

Hey France sounds like the Greeks need to borrow some guillotines.

She could line up to lick his Cheeto dust covered scrotum boots, end up with the VP nod and have a better shot at being president.

I say we bring back dueling and let those 2 hash it out colonial style.