The US: “well, Israel rejected another reasonable ceasefire proposal in favor of continuing to blow up innocents… guess we’ll have no choice but to offer them another go at it!

Oh yeah Bibi, here’s your missiles. Don’t use them to blow up civilians! wink”

Yeah but he didn’t lose, see?!

Of all the promises i wish anyone would keep, him disappearing for good is one of the top ones.

Also republicans:

Remember that first season episode of TNG where brain worms took over control of Starfleet?

It’s like that but stupid.

RFK is a mind flayer confirmed

I can’t believe she went from having a talk show to this.

Wait, I’m thinking of RICKI Lake.

Let’s have more Ricki Lakes and less Kari Lakes!

Shackleton identified, establishing Jamestown now.

Politician: “I was elected to listen to the voice of the people”

Voice of the people: “here’s a petition with 100,000 signatures on it from the people.”

Politician: “no, not like that!”

“Gotta say, I’ve noticed how many people are dressed in black around here…”