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Probably won’t be a teleprompter at this interview
Asses to asses, butts to butts
Probably won’t be a teleprompter at this interview
We’re gonna have to put laaaaaaaadybird down… Mr Hill?
Dude’s only 42. He’s got plenty of time. Hell you can’t even get elected these days if you aren’t getting social security.
bury the ledge
Do you mean bury the lede?
Keeps me regular
Hey I’m not an addict. I can stop having a good time whenever I want.
There isn’t a soul on lemmy that doesn’t know Linux exists
Back in my day you could turn on the computer and operate it without anyone knowing. Our “internet connection” was demonic screeching from hell on the telephone and you didn’t need it to play solitaire.
I like the bulleit old fashioned
Founders makes some great beer.
White people who decided only white people eat potato salad
Worst case scenario, you don’t have to work tomorrow
Who else learned of this song from 40 year old virgin
You can sue someone for literally anything, have you not seen Judge Judy?
There’s a mass extension event every 100 million years.