1000% straight to death penalty if you win an election by lying about shit

the number of things growing on your toothbrush is definitely non zero but being frequently scrubbed in sodium fluoride probably inhibits a good portion of it\

related though, electronic toothbrushes are way, way better in terms of tooth care, and my understanding the last time I read through marketing bullshit a few years ago was that the rotational/mechanical ones were better than the ones that just vibrate i.e. Oral B vs Sonicare, but the fucking Oral B toothbrush heads have fucking exposed bits of the mechanism, like, there’s these holes in it, so like, guess what? mold grows in there

I don’t understand how that isn’t like, you know, a massive design flaw that should be changed immediately, but I guess they want people to swap toothbrushes more often than mold would grow, idk

Yeah it’s awesome, need more of it

yes let’s defend the work ethic of Taylor swift, singer who definitely didn’t famously have rich parents who essentially made her success happen

the u.s. enabling multiple genocides within the past decade alone

rich people are the ones making all of our general economic and societal decisions

shut the fuck up fascist

In b4 this comment gets removed too 🙄

They could have done the reddit thing and accuse me of the GRIEVOUS crime of INCIVILITY. After all, I called a moron a moron

You’re a fucking moron, and whatever mod wants to remove this again do me a favor and ban me if this shithole is so full of liberalism

“Brigading” literally could you cry harder

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omg i could buy a house with “what the sellers believe to be an old abandoned well” in a concrete encasement in the crawl space

Imagine the reddit post and the followup 3 months later when i crack it open and unleash eldritch horrors on my self and loved ones

Today’s vegan product of my vegan labor, it’s lemon herb orzo, roasted carrots with a red wine vinaigrette, and eggplant/portabello souvlaki

actually it very frequently matters how thin and small computers are, just not personal computers

i really don’t understand the comments acting like it AWOOGAfied her, like she says it added “a hint of a bra” but it just looks like an undershirt?? i literally could not tell which image was supposedly the awoogafied AI version without reading the twitter thread. Literally the original is “sexier,” the AI deawoogafied her

showed this to my gf and she said the same thing, she thought the color image was the AI one “made sexier”

usually if we’re doing fried chicken we just do a plain flour dredge with seasoned salt etc, honestly I wouldn’t want to go harder and do an egg wash because they will eat the absolute fuck out of it anyway. Like I swear to god you put flour on chicken and fry it and people act like it’s fucking crack

Using the fish containers might be a good idea in the future, like I generally only have to dredge fried chicken or chicken for marsala or chicken piccata and none of the other containers are really a good size, like too big. I usually don’t like to dredge like that though and do it the slow stupid manual way (grab a big handful of meat and manually toss it in flour) because even with shrinkwrap and a lid on a lexan I’ve gotten flour and shit all over before (and I’m not trying to get salmonella all over the kitchen), but I think the fish container lids seal more tightly

I’d have to mention my Chinese grandfather, who passed away before I was born. There’s not much I know about him, but one thing I do know is that he apparently left China when the communists won the civil war. That’s not exactly something to brag about on a Chinese citizenship application.

you could brag about how you’ve learned from his mistake

Turns out his genetic enhancements were primarily related to his kidneys being really good at not producing kidney stones.

want

I haven’t had a kidney stone yet but… it’s scary